I stood there completely flabbergasted at the display before me.
"Now where do I start sorting this mess out?" I asked rhetorically as I watched Arn and Maedels heavy petting
in their cage that had formed into a caged carriage like one used for transporting wild animals. Our little
Gnome friend Fili prodded them and asked them to stop and help escape but they batted her hands away
everytime.
A tug on my skirt drew my attention and the little toddler girl that had been an enemy warrior stood there
teary eyed, clutching her teddy.
"I'm sowwi, pwincess. I was just doing what I was told." she said as she stared at her little buckled shoes.
I was fairly certain the warrior had been one of the West Kingdoms royal guards and his betrayal of me and
Queeny would normally have been treason and punished by death.
"You got off lightly. Honestly! Breaking your oaths and aiding that pathetic excuse for a King!" I scolded the
child. I knew when the time came I wouldn't be able to bring myself to have the darling little girl executed.
Even if she was really a traitor and a man. She just looked too innocent now and it seemed her mind had
changed too. Still she should be punished, I thought. If her mind had been effected as much as it seemed she
wouldn't really see her change as a curse or punishment and children do need boundaries. I grabbed her wrist
and pulled her over to the green bouncing... thing that had been another enemy and sat on it with a rubbery
squeak. It continued trying to bounce and it squeaked in protest.
"You had better calm down or I swear I will pop you with a pin!" I said to the bouncing balloon ball. I hadn't
yet decided whether I'd even attempt to change it back into the sexy elf enchantress it had been.
"Now, bend over my knees, young lady," I said in a motherly tone to the waiting girl, "You've been very
naughty!"
The little girl did as told but not without a whimper, clearly realizing what was to come. With a yelp from
the little tike I pulled down her underwear, a thick diaper, and swatted her bottom.
"I'm weally sowwi, I won't do it again," the child sobbed. I swatted again a few times and her face turned as
red as her bum and she began bawling uncontrollably.
"There, there," I said, hugging her and feeling some guilt, "its over now. We'll find you a nice lady to look
after you and you'll grow up to be good this time. Now sit here and be quiet while I try to sort out this
mess."