I had played enough DnD to know that the best place to go was the forest. So, I ran down the path into the dark
forest. Eventually, I ran into just what all those years of DnD told me I would find, a hungry wolf. I wasn't
exactly worried. I had the greatest magic item ever. So, I watched the wolf for a moment before making my wish.
"I wish this ordinary wold in front of me was the Big Bad Wolf."
Immediately, the wolf yelped in pain. It jumped back, but that didn't help. Before my eyes, the wolf began to
transform. It reared up on its hind legs as its spine adjusted itself. Just as it was about to fall over, its
paws stretched out into feet and hands. The wolf's fur turned jet black as it took on a lean form. Its snout
elongated and its face became more cartoonish. Finally, clothes appeared on the wolf. A pair of suspenders with
only one strap, a squashed top hat, and a pair of gloves.
"Oh God dammit! I didn't want the Disney one! Oh well, I wish you would serve me as my bodyguard."
And that is how I managed to get the Big Bad Wolf to operate as my bodyguard.