Jen pondered her choices what to do next, eating the yogurt that was just acting as her ear. She could become a real life Edward
Sissorhands, or replace her vagina with a banana. But the problem with too much choice, is not knowing what to do. But she did feel a
longing, to repeat a feeling that she had recently. Giving in, she bent down and pulled of her feet again, leaving the stumps dangling in the
air.
Jen attempted to stand up on the feetless legs, but fell back onto the countertop when she realised she couldn't keep balance on two
small areas like that. She looked to her left, and saw the two watermelons sitting on the countertop. An idea formed. That idiot wanted
these things on her, and she was going to try it. So she bent down, and inserted her leg into the middle of the watermelon.
The first thing she noted was the feeling of the watermelon. As her leg was in the middle, it gave a equal amount of watermelon on each
side, opposed to the general rectangular shape of a normal foot. She banged her new foot against the counter, feeling it, as the
watermelon collided, and yet showed no signs of bruising or splitting. Quickly, she did the same for her other foot. She slowly started to
stand up. Jen wobbled instantly, the roundness of the watermelon making her lose balance in all directions. She let go of the counter, and
tentatively took a step forwards. She managed to get the hang of it, after falling to the side after her feet rolled several times. She made
her way to the counter, and didn't bother to replace her feet before plotting her next change.