When Dylan had packed stuff into the truck, he didn't know what was a former human and what wasn't, so he grabbed a whole bunch of stuff. He
happened to grab the broken television that Ken could speak through.
All this time, Ken had thought he was dreaming, but now he realized it was all real. He was the teams football uniforms. Jeremy was a mannequin.
Willie was a tackle dummy. Troy was a beach ball. Ben was a cardboard cutout. Thad was a balloon. John was a basketball. And Pro was a tattoo.
Dylan was the only one who hadn't been changed into an object. Ken spoke quickly before Dylan did another stupid thing.
Ken yelled, "Dylan, grab the wand and shut up. Don't say a word. Listen to me and we'll fix this."
Dylan said, "Ken, you can speak. Which object are you. I'll change you back first."
Ken yelled, "Don't. I'm happy to stay the teams uniforms. I don't want to be worn but if it helps the team, I'll let you all wear me."
If Dylan would just keep silent for a moment, Ken could instruct Dylan to give the others voices so they could say whether they wanted to return
to normal or remain objects.