Jacob couldn't hold his breath any longer and went into a wheezing coughing fit, inhaling more of the nasty
old man musk. Strangely enough, it seemed normal to him and he finally felt the tingling sensation subside.
Bewildered at his state, he went to the mirror and looked at the reflection of an 85 year old man that had
recently lost a large amount of weight. As he grabbed his skin flap on his stomach and flapped it back and
forth, he could literally see more musk odour emanating from it.
Quickly snapping back to reality, he tried to help his Dad who had previously fainted. His Dad hadn't yet told
the boys, but Jacob's peewee football team was downstairs ready to throw a surprise party for Jacob's game
winning touchdown and to celebrate their city championship win. Meanwhile, his Dad was starting to age right
before Jacob's eyes, growing inches on his stomach by the moment and leaving his shirt and pants in tatters.
Almost embarrassed to look at his naked father, Jacob knew he had to wake him so he would leave the room.
Having an incredible urge to urinate because of his 85 year old bladder, he decided to the easiest way to wake
his Dad was to piss on him. As Jacob starting pissing, he noticed his urine also had the old spice musky scent
and worried that his plan might backfire. Soon enough he watched his Dad's skin start to weather and grow more
frown lines, crows feet, and start to lose its luster. Jacob's Dad's remaining hair had turned from its Salt
and Pepper appearance to pure grey and he continued to age into his mid 50's. As his Dad finally startled, he
was shocked to notice an 85 year old man urinating on him and tried to say something in protest as he
swallowed some of the oncoming stream of urine.
Jacob's dad noticed he was hot and tingling all over and asked what the hell was going on and who the hell
were these old men in his room. Trying to stand up, he noticed how much weaker and painful his lower back was,
and the fact that his knee was throbbing. As he bent over in pain, he noticed how large his waist had grown
and how aged he appeared. Unfortunately, Chad was continueing to age and let out a huge fart, filling the air
with old man musk. Instantly aging ten more years, his Dad was progressively looking more and more like Jacob
and Chad. As the aging effects finally calmed down, the room had three 85 year old men that all looked very
similar to one another. Finally Jacob and Chad were able to explain what they thought had happened. Jacob's
Dad completely forgot about the team downstairs as they decided to go inspect the Salve de Old Spice jar to
see if they could find any clues on how to reverse their sudden aging problem.