Don't worry I have a plan Morgana had said to me and even though everything she done to me, to everyone! I
still went ahead and believed her. Now, she was parading me around the circus! Once again I was compelled to
dance around in front of my subjects and peers from other royal families, laughing and smiling as i did so. I
have to admit I was having a good time and felt a guilt sense of enjoyment but i still felt betrayed. I
laughed it off. I really was a fool! I'd believed her and should have known better. How silly of me, I
laughed.
I wasn't the only one at the circus, however. There was a familiar mistress and her poodles standing on their
hind legs and jumping through hoops as obediently as they were the day they'd been changed from town guards
into animals. other busty wenches and french maids that had been Knights and town guards were taking orders
and handing out food and drinks. Cows and chickens that were formerly men provided fresh milk and fried eggs
for the patrons.
My step mother Queeny sat atop the giant pig that had been a King. The pig strolled around the center of the
pavillion, followed by a procession of smaller pigs in fancy clothes while Queeny performed tricks. One of the
pigs, Princess Connie fled from the procession and I took chase and falling face first like an oaf into a pile
of pig poop. The crowd laughed and I pulled roller skates from who knows where and began chasing again. I bent
forward and farted loudly which sent me speeding up to the pig. I lifted Connie triumphantly before falling
back over from her weight and soon found myself chased by Connie and the other pigs.
My best friend Maedel the elf ranger was there too. Her wooden puppet body dancing as invisible hands pulled
her strings and she sang in her beautiful elf voice.
"I wish I was a real girl
Then my strings wouldn't get knotted when I twirl
And if my eyes were a real girls
They would look at my lover like shining pearls
But I'm not a real at all
I pray but no-one hears my call
I even wished upon a shooting star
But it didn't get me far
What I need to complete my wish
Is the power of true loves kiss
Won't you help me find my Prince?"
As she danced through the crowded stands my brother turned diminutive sister jester jauntily danced on the
other side of the crowd stopping to smooch random members of the audience be they make or female.
"Once I was a handsome Prince
Now I'm forced to prance and mince
I had one too many lustful tryst
and ran afoul of a witch
she decide to teach me a lesson
to curb my sexual aggression
Now I play the foolish clown
til the day my true love is found
until then I'll kiss every girl and boy
to find my love and live in joy
The singing couple met in the center of the crowd and continued their song.
"Even though we've just met
and your a clown and I a marionette
I feel a love for you so strong
I cannot help but turn it to song"
"I know that feeling I feel it too
I share a very deep love for you
and even though your just a toy
would you be my girl and I your boy?"
"Of course my love I shan't resist
let us embrace and share true loves kiss"
With that the puppet and the dwarf embraced and kissed passionately. They rose into the air and a bright light
enveloped them. They floated back down as Prince and Elf and the crowd stood and cheered
Maedel smiled into Arn's, Prince Andrews eyes and he smiled back. Tears of joy fell from Maedels eyes and she
buried her head in Andrews shoulder.
"I'm finally me again! No wooden body! I thought nothing would break all those spells piled on me!" Maedel
"This is the first time I've seen the real you... Your stunning. I know this is sudden," Andrew said as he got
down on one knee, "and I don't have a ring... but... Will you marry me?"
"Of course!" Maedel bounced excitedly and the crowd cheered again. The couple turned to their adoring fans and
looked at each other, embarrassed before sheepishly waving goodbye and fleeing back through the crowd and
behind the stage.
"I hope you've all enjoyed the show!" Morgana entered the center circle, "Now it's time for the audience
participation part! Don't worry about being picked because you are all going to join in on the fun! You've all
had a good laugh at Princess Sara and Prince Andrew! Now its time for you to join them!"
The audience gasped and many got up to flee. A huge ball of energy exploded from Morgana filling the entire
pavilion. The place was suddenly filled with all manner of clowns and jesters.
I looked over myself and found I was back to plain old Princess Sara. I mean... good old Princess Sara. The
overwhelming joy I'd felt took a little while to subside. As looked around at the pandemonium caused by
Morganas latest spell I noticed I couldn't see her. When I looked to where she'd been standing I saw...