Dan decides that he better not keep his girlfriend any longer. He is already going to have to explain to her
that he already ate breakfast, its best not to be late as well.
Besides licking the leftover scum off his teeth is becoming quite the habit of his. The gritty paste tastes
like bacon and leftover cheese, a very interesting and flavorful combination.
Grabbing his jacket, Dan heads south for his girlfriends place just 4 blocks away. Dan checks his phone and
discovers he is more late than he thought. He knows of a shortcut through some backyards that will save him a
block and a half, but he doesn't really want to get his new shoes muddy and full of grass.
What does Dan do next...