Dan thinks that making out will be a problem if he goes without brushing his teeth. His girlfriend will
understand, they make out a lot.
Dan's teeth feel a little extra pointy this morning, they are pretty nasty and his breath must smell; however,
after the breakfast he just had, they taste like bacon and pancakes.
Dan squirts some toothpaste on the brush and scrubs away the nasty yellow scum, leaving pearly white beauties.
As Dan smiles in the mirror admiring his work, he realizes with horror that his two front teeth have grown about
a half an inch. How did this happen!? Checking multiple times in the mirror to make sure his eyes weren't
playing tricks on him, he utters a couple expletives and releases a nervous moan.
Then out of no where, his bowels feel really lose and it hurts to keep it in. But he had to leave like 5
minutes ago if he wanted to make it to Andrea's in time.
What does Dan do next...