"I heard you've got stuff to make animals turn human." Jack said, though with a little hesitation. It sounded ridiculous.
"Yes." Kim Lee stated simply. "I have a transformative potion, that when applied to an animal's feed, will begin changing that animal to a more human form. The more that is used, the farther it will go." He paused for a moment and walked over to one of the shelves, selecting a dark green wine bottle and bringing it over for Jake to inspect. "Be careful to realize, however, that full humanization is not possible. An animal will always, in some part, be an animal in either appearance or mentality."
"I understand." Jack said carefully, nodding. "Does it wear off? Like, reverse?"
"After a long time." Kim said. "And only small amounts of this are needed to effect a change."
"All right." Jack grinned. "How much?"
Lee smiled as well. "For something this out of the ordinary, it does command a handsome price. About $500 a bottle. But do consider the possibilities."
"I am." Jack rubbed his chin with a thoughtful grin and adjusted his cowboy hat. "I am."
"For you, my friend, I'd be willing to take $450. But not a penny less, I'm afraid. The ingredients are costly."
"No, no, I'll do the full 5. That's honest." Jack nodded, and went for his wallet.
"Well, sir, that is indeed appreciated. I'm glad you recognize the quality of our products."
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And with that, Jack the farm hand had a dark green bottle of "wine" in his hand as he got in the truck. With a big grin. Surely things were about to get more interesting for the critters on his farm.