The three gods and Derrick came from the elevator. Derrick looking very uncomfortable. "You look
uncomfortable" commented Des.
"Uncomfortable? No, I just have a foot-long for a schlong and the trauma of having to wash the jizz of someone
else from me twice in a day." said Derrick.
"Relax kid. Ganymede will whip you up some panacea and you'll be good as new." replied Amor.
"THERE YOU ARE!" yelled someone at the four, Derrick looked and it was a man with short blond hair, he looked
like if he were in the late 30's and he dressed like a priest.
"Who's that?" asked Derrick.
"Hi, Matt." greeted Amor.
"Homewrecker, how did you dare mock my province!" said the priest-like guy.
"He is Hymenaeus, but we call him Matt, short for Matrimony, as in the god of." explained Des.
"Easy guy, we haven't mess with you in years." said Amor.
"You are not going away with this, I've called the superior." still only focusing on Amor.
"Aphrodite?" asked Derrick.
"Dude, he is our brother, we don't tattle with mommy." said Des.
"Matt, so you did find them?" said a woman with a stern voice.
"Yes, my lady." replied the other, and then the three gods with Derrick cringe at the sight of she was.
It was a red haired woman, attractive and with a honeycomb hairstyle, in a two piece suit, she appeared like a
manager of sorts, specially with the clipboard. "Lady Hera!" the three vow at her.
"Cut the introductions Eros, or is it Amor this days, who can tell, you have done it this time. I normally
don't care if you mess with him but you mess with a family, you mess with me." said the queen of the gods.
"But my lady, I don't remember doing nothing of the sort." said Amor.
"And who is he then?" asked Matt pointing at Derrick.
"He is just a mortal who had a crush on my daughter. See no harm, he can't have a family yet." explained Amor.
"Nonsense. A god have interfered with a matrimony and family and we know it. And if it wasn't you maybe it was
Des." said Matt.
"Wait you are not sure if it were they?" Derrick asked.
"It usually saves them time on the long run. But we didn't do it this time." said Des.
"Stay out of this mortal. Uhmm... now that we are on the subject we'll deal with you. What's your name?" asked
the queen.
"Derrick. Derrick Anderson."
"Anderson? So you did was responsible after all?" said again against the erotes.
"Wait. Hold on my parents are separating?"
"You are not the father? Then what are you doing with the erotes with an enlarged member? You know what never
mind..." She left her hand to her temple. "Anton! Have you found out who undid you true love?"
"Wow, you all have telepathy?" asked Derrick.
"No, but she has bluetooth." said pointing out at the device on her ear.
"... I see you four take the mortal with Anton at the bar. And fix this problem, or ELSE!" yelled Hera at the
gods, then she looked at Derrick. "Thanks for your preference come back soon." and the goddess left.