There's a pause. Both of your tails idly sway side to side, although yours makes faint whirring noises. Your 'host' breaks the silence. "Did
you just tell me to chill?"
You thought about it for a moment. Actually, wait. You didn't quite think about it. You knew. Or rather, your mind was working faster than
you thought you could ever think before. This machine was better at thinking than you were, which sent you down a spiral of self
introspection about this whole ordeal. What does it mean to be alive? Is being a machine really better? And how about-
The lizardess snaps her fingers, catching your attention. You raise your head to have your robotic eyes meet hers. "Why...am I a robot,
may I ask?" The lizardess points at the smoldering wreck of a machine. "That," she says matter-of-factly, "...is a teleporter. But as you can
see, it's not exactly working."
"So you put me in the body of an alien lizard chick?" you say, grasping your artificial breasts to make a point. Only, you let out a light
moan as unexpected feelings wash over you. This robot was alot more sensitive than you were used to. If you could blush, you'd be
blushing extremely hard right now. Hell, maybe you can. You don't exactly have a mirror. "I-I have boobs! And I don't have a dick! How is
this okay?"
"I didn't decide to put you in my extremely expensive (warranty-less) back-up body, damnit. Do you feel that 'exis-cell' in your back? That
stores you. The entirety of you. Your body, your mind, the works. Until I get that teleporter fixed, I had to put you somewhere. Would you
rather be a toaster? Or my computer? What if I just left you like that for awhile? Because I'm sure having your mind stretched out into data
fragments is so much fun." Suddenly, she seems alot more domineering, and she, despite you both being almost equals, appears to tower
over you as you slink down in defeat. "Oh, and there better not be a scratch on that body before that teleporter's fixed. I'm fixing it today,
so don't get too comfortable in it."
Again, silence. What is there to say that's not been said? The lizardess struts out of the teleporter room before you can follow her. Maybe
that's for the best. You need a moment to catch your breath, and maybe...test out your new "functions".
Regaining your (metal) composure, you think (compute) what the next (most logical) course of action is...