Nils was so stunned that he couldn't fully enjoy the lesbian sex that was taking place on his brother's -- no, his sister's -- computer monitor.
The computer program really did seem to be doing what it claimed, given that he was suddenly sitting in a girl's bedroom instead of a boy's. One more quick test -- he scrolled up a little bit and edited two previous statements, to "Names containing vulgar anatomical references are almost unheard of," and then "Suggested change: Lara."
This time there was just one pop-up that he clicked "yes" to, there was a brief flash, and now the photo above the desk read "Kelly and Lara." Nils wiped his brow, a bit glad that it had worked, since "Cuntella" had seemed a bit ridiculous once he'd seen it used in "real life."
On the screen, Kelly and Lara had flipped positions, with Lara now using her tongue between Kelly's legs. Nils decided he wasn't going to get anything done seeing this lesbian porn happening, and he practically forced himself to click on one of the viewer controls to change the camera view.
He'd clicked it enough that the screen panned through the wall of Kelly's house and then through midair into his house, and he was now looking at himself, sitting in Lara's room using her computer. He raised a hand off the keyboard, and the video image did the same.
"So this really is live somehow," he whispered to himself, seeing his mouth move slightly on the video. He moved the mouse pointer and clicked on himself, causing various statistics and menus to appear.
However, all he really needed, he thought, was that magical-seeming "text description" window. He typed, his heart pounding with anticipation, "Nils has well-defined muscles and a deep bronze tan," thinking of his depressingly average, light-skinned Scandinavian body. "He is 7 feet tall" -- he quickly deleted that and replaced it with "He is 6 feet 6 inches tall," not wanting to inconvenience himself too much. Next came "His genitalia is in the top 1% of size worldwide," hurriedly adding, "among human males."
That seemed to be enough for a start, although when he ran his fingers through his hair as he reread it, he added one more sentence, "His hair is past his shoulders."
He took a deep breath and pressed "Enter."
Then he had to verify the changes in a pop-up. He took another deep breath as he clicked "Yes."