It was a slow day for the old man who ran the Franz Joseph Illusions store. He was sitting in the store waiting for something to happen, all of a sudden he heard the bell for the door. Thats where you came in, you are an average guy, 6', average build, brown hair and eyes, girlfriend, older sister, younger sister, a brother, a pregnant mother, and a father who is in the military. Upon entering the store you look around and see a bunch of interesting illusions. Some were for sawing people in half, others were for making people float in the air, and you even saw one for making people vanish, but the one that drew your eye the most was a guillotine near the back of the shop.
You walk over to it and start looking it over to see if you can find any information about it. But after searching everywhere on it without finding a scrap of information, you go up to the old man and ask about the guillotine. He then starts to tell you the history about it, how it was created by a noble man during the French revolution to save his life. You wonder how a guillotine can save a man's life but do not incur any further on that subject. Instead you ask the old man how much the guillotine costs, and he replies "More than you can afford at the moment but if you like I'll let you borrow it for a week and maybe you can impress you friends by slicing up a watermelon. As long as you let them know it is from Franz Joseph Illusions, OK?"
You quickly agree and the old man helps you to load the guillotine into your car. You drive home carefully making sure not to damage the borrowed guillotine. Arriving home you unload the guillotine in you garage and park your car in the driveway. Wanting to test it out, you go into the kitchen and grab a watermelon to bring back out to slice in the guillotine.
When you get back out to the garage you find _________ looking at the guillotine.