"I'm coming down, Mom!" she shouted back. At this point she was just desperate to get out of her room. Nowhere could be more disgusting than this place right?
"BURRAAP!"
When she arrived downstairs, in a kitchen no cleaner than her room, she was greeted by her mother's gigantic belch.
"Hey, honey, look at this new trick I discovered." Jen's mother took a swig of soda "then you, hnh, force it back up." she preceded to swish around the regurgitated soda like mouth wash. "Cool, huh?"
"Why the Hell would you do that?"
"To help rot your teeth of course."
"I don't want my teeth to rot."
her mother chuckled
"typical teen rebellion. It's cute and all but if you don't rot your teeth your new ones won't be able to come in. Besides, if you want to attract boys, you've got to have good teeth."
Her mom then gave a wide grin, showing off a mouthful of yellow and black chompers.
"Now do your rinsing and remember to wash your hair"
"With what?"
"The soda, of course. God you really are playing dumb today. Well, I"ll indulge you." Her mother proceeded to tip the soda bottle over her head and scrub it in vigorously, like soap.
As Jennifer was doing her morning ablutions her mother switched on the TV.
The female news anchor was just as slobby as Jen and her mother. At this point it finally sank in "Everyone is a slob, not just my family." Still reeling from this revelation Jen watched the news anchor lean to the side.
PHUUURRRRT "Aaah, morning gas. Speaking of which, here's Jessicca Bishop with another form of morning relief, for those of you who didn't manage to go in bed this morning."
A new woman came on screen. She looked like a natural brunette, though, given how dark with grime everyone's hair was in this world it was hard to tell. She stood with her legs parted as the camera zoomed in on her urine-crusted panties
"Alright, everyone. Breathe in . . . and .. . release. Aaah" a wet spot spread across her gusset as a stream began to pour down from her panties. Jennifer heard the sounds on the screen repeated behind her and saw her mother casually urinating on the floor