"I'm sick and tired of your intolerance, Jason," Jake said. "It's time to see things from the other side."
"The other side of what?" Jason asked, still not understanding what Jake was talking about.
"So from now on, you're going to be the head of the local straight pride movement."
"What?"
"And for your dare ... I dare you to ask out the most popular girl in school - Jennifer Jackson, in the cafeteria today, so a lot of people can witness you doing it." In this reality, Jennifer was a lesbian, like almost all of the girls in school. So obviously, she would turn him down, but she'd do it in the most embarrassing way, for Jason.
Suddenly, Jason's shirt changed, now a T-shirt with the words STRAIGHT PRIDE written across the front of it. He looked down at his shirt in shock.