When Erwin heard a knock on the door, he opened it to see Caleb, one of the biggest jocks on the football
team. Erwin wondered why he was attending such a cool kid's party; he was supposed to be at home studying his
quantum mechanics test for AP Chemistry the next day. Caleb was in shock when he saw the nerd, "What the hell
are you doing in my bathroom, you dweeb! And where is Dave? You had better find him, the party is going to
start in half an hour!"
Erwin, always hating being blamed for things, noticed a brown, argyle, cotton dress shirt in the fanny pack he
had brought with him. He was always worried he would make some kind of social error, like spilling ketchup on
himself or getting pen on his shirt, and he wanted to make sure he looked presentable. Before Caleb left,
Erwin asked Caleb to put on the brown shirt, because it will "make you look more presentable to your guests."
As he looked, Caleb had a strong eight pack and pecs that could be seen through his skin tight charcoal
colored t-shirt. He was also wearing black basketball shorts and ankle socks with basketball shoes. His hair
was short to the extent that it was just short but not too thin.
Caleb replied, "Okay, as long as you find Dave within the next half hour; I don't have time to look for him."
Then he thought, 'as soon as I get away from that geek, I will rip off this shirt and throw it in the
garbage.' Caleb threw on the shirt, and walked out. Erwin followed close behind. After about twenty
minutes, Caleb was getting aggravated, "Erwin, I need you to help me find Dave so that this social event can
be commenced." What Caleb didn't know, is that his personality was changing, and history was rewriting itself
so that he never would have actually hosted a party.
Erwin noticed as Caleb's basketball shorts turned from black to khaki in hue, but were still basketball
shorts.
Caleb then made the comment, "Oh man, I need my glasses really bad right now. Where did I put them? Its a
funny catch 22 because I need my glasses to see, but to see, I need my glasses!" He proceeded to laugh with a
loud snort in the middle. A moment ago, Caleb knew nothing about paradoxes or catch 22s, but now knew mostly
everything about them. Once he did find his large eyeglasses, he put them on and gasped at how his shirt
wasn't tucked into his shorts. "Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed! Please excuse me for a moment." Caleb
ran into the bathroom, and tucked in his shirt to his shorts. In that instant, the athletic material of the
shorts became silk, and contracted so that the hem of the shorts was an inch above the knee.
He left the bathroom and returned to where he was before, "I'm sorry for inconveniencing you!" The charcoal
shirt underneath the argyle, brown dress shirt disappeared from existence with a white, thin one replacing it.
"What should we do, Erwin?" Caleb had forgotten about how unwelcome he thought the nerd was and now openly
accepted his company; of course, Erwin was the only one who would keep him company other than his parents.
"How about we study for the quantum mechanic test for AP Chemistry or the Multivariable Calculus test
tomorrow?" Erwin asked as Caleb had risen in intelligence from Algebra 2 to Multivariable Calculus in the
course of a minute.
"Oh yes! I am so excited for that test tomorrow!" Braces appeared on his teeth and it became harder to talk.
"Tho ath the limit of the integral goeth to thhhhhhhhero..." Suddenly, Caleb began to lost weight. He
actually lost all of his muscle mass within a few seconds and his fat within another couple seconds. He was
as skinny as a stick now, but still extremely tall, 6'6" to be exact. Unlike Erwin who had lost his weight to
vomit, Caleb's just dissipated into thin air. It was very awkward looking. Caleb's clothes were now way too
big on him, but luckily for him, Erwin had an extra shirt and shorts. "Oh my goodnethhhhh, thank you tho
muchth. I don't know why the clothethhhhh thuddenly got tho big..."
Caleb, again, went to the bathroom to change, making sure not for his humongous shorts to fall down. The new
clothes were too short for Caleb, but the shirt got longer magically to fit his body. However, the pants did
not lengthen whatsoever. The short sleeve shirt was a bright yellow with green stripes and was made of
cotton. The khaki slack shorts went to two inches above his knee. He looked in the mirror. "Something seems
off..." he said, and as soon as he said that, his hair lengthened, looked like grease had been poured onto it
and formed a hideous combover that would embarrass any football player. "I guess I won't figure out what it
is right now."
As Caleb returned for the second time with his new look, Erwin presented him with a clip-on bowtie. "I think
that a man of your stature should own and wear one of these."
Caleb was shocked and elated to see such class in his home. "Why thank you! I had forgotten to purchase one
of these at the market recently and I am excited to try it on!" Caleb took the clip of the red and blue
striped bowtie and placed it on the collar of his shirt. A pair of suspenders clipped onto his shorts and
pulled themselves of the shoulders of Caleb and a sweater vest came into being on top of them. Caleb now was
a high class nerd taking the highest level class that his school would offer. His nose bloated to the size of
a clementine and his ears stretched to be ginormous. Zits also covered his face and back.
When Caleb walked to his bedroom to retrieve the chemistry textbook from his night table, he tripped over one
of stairs. This was due to a change in the material of his shoes from basketball shoes, to a fancy black
dress shoes. Also his socks whitened and raised to his calves. In total, Caleb was now a completely
different person than before. He grabbed his textbook, opened the cover and saw his named printed in black
ink. "Clarence Prinwell. I love my name."
Erwin then screamed up the stairs, "CLARENCE. WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?!"
Clarence made his way back downstairs, and sat next to Erwin. They began to study for the tests the next day.
After that, what happened?