The new Gregory, even though he always thinks one step ahead, managed to forget to close his locker door.
Also, he always had a spare change of clothes in the locker just in case something were to happen to him; he
always likes to wear clean clothes as he is a mysophobe (germophobe). His gym period was at the end of the
day, so that meant that all of the football jocks were going to come into the locker room to change.
A random football player, Jake, was at the locker room extra early to find something that he had left in the
locker room during gym that day. It was 2:05, exactly the time that school got out, practice wouldn't start
until 2:30, and he was thinking that nobody would be there until at least 2:15. He would have time to find
the thing he lost.
When he walked in, however, the first thing he saw was Gregory's open gym locker.
"Is that the locker of the super-nerd?" he said with excitement, "I should see if he has got some of those
nerdy clothes, try them on, and then tease him on Instagram!. I've got time; it shouldn't take that long."
In the locker was a pair of khaki pants, a pair of suspenders, long white tube socks, black dress shoes, a
forest green shirt, and a pair of star wars boxers. After Jake stripped down to nakedness, he started to put
on the star wars boxers. He had the same feeling of numbness that Craig seemed to have, and his penis shrank
from the hefty 8 inch to a puny 2 and a half (maybe) inch penis. Jake pulled on the khaki slacks, and then
put on the button down forest green shirt. In mockery of the nerd, he tucked in the shirt and pulled up the
pants as high as they would go. He didn't notice that, while he was pretending to be nerdy, his body actually
shrank from 6'3" to 5'3" and lost all of his muscle mass; he was probably 105 pounds.
"You know, I don't know why I thought this kid was such a loser. I think he's actually pretty cool!" Jake
said, but then he came back to reality. "What did I just say? That loser being cool? I hope that these
clothes were laced with drugs, I almost got caught in Algebra with my weed."
He clipped the suspenders to the front of the khaki pants, and then to the back of the pants, and as he did,
his vision gradually got more and more blurry. This was due to his new nearsightedness. Since everything was
getting blurrier, Jake decided to go to the mirror and see what was happening. He saw something black on the
sink next to the mirror; it was the glasses that he had lost earlier! He put them on and was able to see
everything.
At that moment, again the same time it happened to Craig, Jake started to change completely. His teeth grew
out and braces appeared on them as well as a headset so that his braces wouldn't be able to rip his mouth.
His teeth were ginormous but his mouth was small. Zits appeared on his face, back and arms and his hair
turned jet black. His hair also stuck out everywhere and became sticky with grease. Finally he went back to
Gregory's locker, closed it and went to his own locker. He opened it, took his Advanced Robotics textbook out
and began to leave, but he noticed that he wasn't wearing shoes. He took the tube socks, put them on, and
then put on the dress shoes. The size 5 dress shoes were impossible to put on, put then his feet shrank and
they were easily able to be put on. He went back to his locker and picked up a binder that said "Elliot,"
closed his locker and then went to the robotics lab. He wasn't a football player anymore, and didn't know
anything about the sport.