"Are you sure you never want to see me again?" I asked. "Someone with the power to change the world, and you'd give up your access to that?"
"What access?" she snapped. "All you've done so far is act on your perverted fantasies."
"Okay, so how would you improve the world?" I asked her.
"Bigger cocks on all the men," she blurted out, and then clapped her hand over her mouth.
"Whoa, Dr. Hauser..." I began, grinning.
"What did you do to my brain?" she demanded.
"Nothing," I assured her. "At least, nothing beyond the wish to increase all women's sex drives. I guess that's what happens when you try to ignore yours. It pops out when you least expect it." Speaking of popping, I noted that her nipples were erect through her skimpy top.
She took a deep breath. "Joe, there's so much you could do. Wish for clean energy, or wish to clean up the environment, or wish for no STD's." She glared at me for a second, then realized what she'd said.
"But that sounds like a good wish!" I pointed out. "No such thing as AIDS, right?"
Dr. Hauser sighed. "Okay, I have to admit --"
I interrupted. "I wish there were no such thing as sexually transmitted diseases!"