Not bad... You like goats! Off you go to find your room!
(Later)
You're here. You take out the keys, unlock the door and open it. Inside is what seems to resemble a field. Is this a joke?!
The place is very grassy, and clumps of rock litter the area. The roof looked like a cloudy sky... How authentic!
Something compels you to stay. The place actually seems sort of... Quaint and cosy? You actually feel quite at home.
Your clothes feel slightly baggy, and something pushes out of your ass.
You suddenly feel a sharp headache, and two bumps emerge from your forehead. What the hell is happening to you?!