You decide to call a friend, so you grab your cellphone and look through the list of phone numbers. This is a new reality, so you figure that the people on your list are different, but there are still a few familiar names and numbers. You pick one of them, then call.
After a few rings, someone answers the phone. You hope to convince the person to come to your house, so you can get them to make a wish. You really don't want to be a girl, and especially not a girl who's topless all the time.
"Hello?" the person on the other end says. It's ...