"You know, I could help you out with that," Loki said to Kyle.
"You can? Do you know the coach?" the young teenager asked.
"I know that with the skills you have, you can be a great help to a team I have in mind."
"Really?" he asked, then said "But I'd rather play soccer, you know?"
"Oh, this team plays soccer," Loki said.
"But ... I'm already on the soccer team right now. There aren't any other ..."
"I'm talking about the girls' soccer team," Loki clarified.
"I can't be on the girls team. I'm not a girl," Kyle said.
"Oh, believe me. That's not a problem," Loki said, with a smirk.