The store was about as small as it looked from the outside, feeling even more so with all the shelves and stuff. It was packed wall to wall with ointments and other herbal remedies. Jenny looked through the assortment of stuff, getting lost for a while in it. She didn't notice right away when the old man hobbled silently up to her, wrinkled face giving a grin.
"Hello there girl. What you looking for?" He asked in a polite, if accented, tone. Jenny jumped at this, surprised by him. "Oh Jesus! I didn't see you." She said, gasping some. The old man just smiled on, eyes squinting nearly shut. "Oh, okay, very sorry." He dipped his head in a small bow. "Can I help you?" He asked again, tapping his cane on the ground.
Jenny thought for a moment, looking around. Her thoughts went back to school today and she grew red in the face. "Well, I don't suppose you have anything for dealing with bitches, do yo?" She asked. The old man's face screwed up for a moment, then grew into a toothy grin. "Yes, yes!" He turned and hobbled off. Jenny followed behind him, watching him grab a small box with a collection of tins. "This is good for all dogs. Even most unruly!" He told her excitedly while shoving the box into her hands.
"Oh, great, but I don't think..." She started to say, when he shushed her. His finger then began to point to the differently labeled tins. "This one for good coat, rub into all hair. This one for happyness rub at tail base. This one for obedience, rub on nostrils and lips. This one for when bitch won't milk, rub on teats. This one for sore paw, rub on paws. And this one for fertility rub on spade." He told her in quick succession. He grinned and bowed again as Jenny stood perplexed. "But I don't even have..."
He stood again with surprise. "That will solve your problem." He told her confidently, and she felt like she beleived him. It wasn't till after the little pack was bought and she was down the road that she realized she had been had. Too far gone to care though, she continued on, eventually returning home. While calling out for her parents she found a note. The had gone to see her aunt in the hospital in another city, and wouldn't be back for a few days. She sighed and set the box down at the kitchen table, sitting next to it to look it over. The various tins looked almost the same as large designer lip balm containers, and Jenny let her thoughts wander. Maybe she could have some revenge tomorrow at school.
He thoughts were interupted with a yawn, and she decided on sleep for now. Changing into her jammies, she examined her slim body, looking her flatt ass and flatter chest in the mirror. Maybe she could find something to her that too. She yawned again, and crawled into bed, falling into a deep sleep.