I had had a crush on Kim for years, ever since we met in middle school. But she was also a good friend to me, and I didn't want her to just become some sort of fucktoy. I paused time momentarily so that I could think this through. She had a very nice family- Her mother was a rich businesswoman, her father was a professor, and they had LOADS of cash. She had 2 brothers and a sister: twin brother and sister Mike and Alice, aged 11, and an older brother Callum; from what I had seen of them, they were really nice. My family, on the other hand, was awful - I was an only child with only my unemployed father for company. My mother, Natalie, had run off with another man when I was 4.
I didn't just want to be inside Kim, I wanted to be with her, but at the same time- I wanted to be her, with her better life and family.
Then it hit me. I should merge our bodies so we are both the same person! Yes! Fused below the neck, but with both our separate genitals, she could be my friend, family and girlfriend, as well as technically being me!
I un-paused time, and- choosing my words very carefully, I said "I wish that I would merge bodies with Kim Bolino completely apart from the neck and genitals, and that nobody apart from me and Kim would notice. I wish that other people would not think this is strange, and would class us as whichever gender was most beneficial to us. I also wish that Kim's mother would gain my father's memories, so that I did not have to abandon him."
Kim stopped on the sidewalk and turned to face me. Just then, my body began to tingle...