Before long you find yourself dropped inside a large cage. Confused, you look around, trying to discern the meaning of this, before encountering the ever-so large face of the old lady at the entrance. You recoil back with a skree of terror.
"Enough!" spoke the old lady, and suddenlya bunch of pressing thoughts come flowing in to your mind. "How is she so big? Why does this cage I'm in look so much like something you'd keep a pet in? Why am I okay with being nude, and why do I feel so warm considering? And what the heck is that feeling on my butt?!"
"I assume you want an explaination, but first, why don't you take a good look at yourself?" with a wave of her hand, a mirror appears before you, and you can't believe your eyes. Stood before you is a white rat, exactly like you would expect to see in a lab. This must be a trick!" You shout, and are surprised to find your voice is a much higher pitch than you remembered, "a fake mirror or something!"
The old lady laughed lightly, "Oh no, it's no trick; you entered in to the funhouse without even visiting the booth, and now the funhouse shows you as the sneaky rat you are. You could have avoided this, had you just been honest and come to me like a good boy would."
"Oh yeah?" you retort, "and what then? Don't play dumb, I'd probably have turned into a donkey instead, wouldn't I? After all, this is pleasure island!"
"Ah, yes, about that..."
"You see, this isn't the same as the rest of Pleasure Island," a different voice perked up. You recognise it, and turn to see Jiminy Cricket just outside your cage, and now at a much closer size to him you can read his badge saying OFFICIAL CONSCIENCE.
"Jiminy! Why are you helping them?!" you wail.
"Because by them, you mean her," he points at the old lady, "and you see, she's the blue fairy, although in a bit of disguise."
"It's true," the old lady remarked, momentarily changing herself into a much younger, significantly more beautiful woman in a dazzling blue dress, before reverting immediately back to an old lady. "After learning about what happened here from Jiminy, I decided it would be best to try and show the boys who came here the error of their ways, and to get them away before it was too late with the help of Jiminy. So, with this funhouse we could operate under the guise of Pleasure Island, and Jiminy can test their morality to see if they are worthy of being saved or the fate they'd suffer here. Of course, when you sneak in, you've already shown your true colours and don't need further testing."
"But you're the blue fairy! Why'd you need to pretend to be something else? You're powerful enough to bring this island down on your own!" you shout.
"Maybe, maybe not. The owner has the power to change the physical forms of people. Who knows whether their power is weaker or stronger than mine? I can't help if they know, and I'd be foolish to oppose them directly without knowing their strengths or weaknesses at all. Besides, most people who come to this island deserve their fate in the first place."