Your new tail lifts and you feel your gut churn. It almost feels like... Oh, no!
Oh, yes. You deposit a large, greenish pile of fresh donkey manure on the floor, followed by a large pool of urine as your donkey bladder empties.
You are a little upset by this, but nowhere nearly as much as you think you should. It's more like you farted or something, not taken a major dump. But then, you don't normally like to go around naked, either.
Is this supposed to be one of the best parts they were talking about? A donkey's lack of modesty? You are a little concerned about what else might be part of your new mentality. Plodding over tot he door, you see that the note has changed.
'IF YOU ARE SATISFIED, EXIT THE ROOM NOW AND GO TO THE RIGHT. IF YOU WISH TO BECOME MORE ANIMAL, GO TO THE LEFT. IF YOU WISH TO BECOME MORE HUMAN, GO STRAIGHT.'
You look at yourself in the mirror, realizing that whatever you leave this place as is probably going to be you for life. Do you want to be a half-animal oddity? Or a full jackass? Or go back to your normal human self? After thinking it over carefully, you decide to: