You are a guy in high school. You aren't very popular, and most other guy ignore or insult you.
However, last week, you stumbled across a book in a dusty corner in your basement. After some experimenting, you decide you have it down good enough to enact revenge on the other guys in your school.
Since you live in an area of well endowed men, you decided the best revenge would to be to take that away from them. The next question is, who should be your first victim?