A double five! Amy's piece moved quickly into the lead, landing on a red space. "Please not big tits, please not big tits," muttered Amy, picking up a red card.
"The giant tits are getting boring,
Liven it up to keep us from snoring,
If you honestly don't want to go and get laid,
Have the lower body of a sleek mermaid."
Amy gaped in horror as her feet melded together. "Oh no." The join kept moving up from her ankles, up to her knee, and up to her pelvis. Glistening green scales began folding out of her skin from the waist down as her skirt slid down towards the floor, dropping past feet becoming long fins. Soon Amy sat, grasping onto the back of her chair for stability, with the lower body of a fish. "I'm a... I'm a mermaid!"
Jan barely reacted. "Great. Now we're all freaks."
Alice and Christine could only goggle, bimbo minds unable to think of anything to say. Amy just handed Alice the dice. "Finish the game, guys. Finish it and wish us back," she hissed.