You mutter decisions to yourself, staring intently at the apple.
"GOD, MAKE A FUCKING DECISION ALREADY, DICKBAG." The God-Voice guy yelled out.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLE! IIII'M THINKING!" You scream out. Eventually. you come to the decision to grab the apple from the tree...
...and not eat it.
"Take that, narrawhore!" You yell, loving the pun you made. Actually, it wasn't good. Anyway, you grab the apple off of the tree, and continue on your way, oblivious to a snake crawling behind you. Actually, it's a sexy anthro, but who cares.
"Hey baby." The snakegirl says, and wraps its tail around you.
"Oh for fuck's sake." You say aloud, and push the snakegirl away.
"Hey motherfucker! Get the fuck back here, yo!" She suddenly says in a ghetto-like tone.
This day keeps getting more fucked up by the minute.