Now stranded on this beautiful but alien world, alone and stumbling nearly blind through a phosphorescent forest, you feel a bit unhinged. Stumbling about, still awkwardly top heavy... you realize you really should find some sort of food and shelter. Glancing at the nearby trees, you ponder if one might have some sort of edible fruit. Attempting to climb one and check fails to work out however as not only do your breasts make it awkward to get a good grip, you don't seem to have a tremendous amount of upper body strength. As you struggle to pull yourself up to a sturdy looking branch, suddenly you feel something wrap around your legs, pulling you to the ground!
At first you think it may be another snake, but as you twist and flail, striving for a better look, and find something far far worse. A great slimy beast, covered in tentacles, like some sort of forest-dwelling land octopus... with skittering legs, and a huge cyclopean eye above a gaping maw filled with dripping fangs. You scream as loudly as you can, not at all embarrassed by the girly pitch given the circumstances. Suspended upside down, your hair and flimsy clothing falling loose around you, the beast begins to lower you slowly into its waiting jaws. You shut your eyes, unwilling to believe after the rest of this crazy day, this is the way you'll meet your death. Suddenly you fall... but not into the beast's waiting jaws... merely to the ground. Glancing around in confusion, you first see the beast lying dead at your side, a crude spear jutting from its eye. Turning around, you see who threw it. A towering green skin man, with rock hard abs, bulging biceps, and dark smoldering eyes. As he steps forward to lift you off the ground, your position allows you to see his manhood, so long and thick you imagine you might even be able to see it if you were standing.
He lifts you to your feet, hair askew, clothes torn dirtied, and you stare into his eyes as your legs go weak.