You blink, and you're met with the sight of grey clouds on a green sky. It was a shockingly stunning sight, actually, and the 2 brilliantly glowing suns are creating tinted beams of light all around. You could lie there all day and watch the clouds...if you didn't have a job to do. And if that totally wasn't thunder you just heard. Deciding you didn't want to get soaked, you try and wiggle your limbs a bit, and realize that you feel...shockingly human. Normally you're some vaguely humanoid creature with some sort of awful quick, but as you bend your limbs a bit, you find that you feel pretty much exactly like a human. Strange, though. Something isn't quite right...
Deciding that you'd been on the ground for too long, you attempt to reach an arm out behind you to prop yourself up...and end up reaching an arm out in front of you. Huh? Why was your arm going that way? You could FEEL it extending behind you, and yet...
Extending it infront of you this time, your arm finally meets the ground (which you decide is sand), and you prop yourself up somewhat. Using your legs, you attempt to bend them and shift your body weight to get off the ground, but go tumbling back down into the sand, which, you realize, is rapidly turning into mush as rain begins to fall. The fuck? Why is nothing working right? After a few minutes of expirementation, you work out that your arms and legs must be reversed. That much is apparent. Pushing off the ground one last time, you steady yourself. You try and gaze down at your body to get a better look at it...and end up gazing upwards. This weird movement reversal was starting to get on your nerves.
Finally, you shift your head upwards, and your view tilts down...and you get a good look at the BACK of a bra strap, and your own...ass? That...this isn't normal. Raising your arms up as if they were positioned correctly, your suscipions are confirmed that you do, infact, have breasts, only they're on your back. Or maybe...you're viewing your own back? That's...weird. Why would a species evolve a form similar to a human if its eyes were on the opposite side of the head? Flexing your face, you confirm that the rest of the face is still positioned on the correct side of the head, only maybe a bit further up to account for the empty space. But that made even less sense. Why would your eyes be the odd part out? The rest of your body is decidedly human, aside from the eyes, and the fact that your skin was actually a weird off-white pink. Why...
Your thoughts are interrupted by a flash of lightning, and you're reminded that you're on sand, somewhere, in the rain, and quickly survey your surroundings (although it's a ltitle difficult to do so). You're on a beach beside a purple ocean consisting of a strange, bubbling liquid, as the green rain begins to increase from a drizzle into a downpour, the wind becoming actually shockingly intense faster then you expected. Other beach goers were beginning to head for shore and get off the beach, presumably to find their cars to seek shelter inside. But what were you gonna do? The beach is clearing out, so if your plan is to grab a guy, you're gonna have to work for it.