Ryan, looking at himself in the mirror of the bathroom he had staggered into after he'd been zapped, discovers he is now Leo DiCaprio.
Disgust fills him. With the touch he's inherited all the movie star's limited capabilities. He's now a no talent hack! A simpering pampered pretty boy who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. A boy-man who will easily be forgotten once his dubious looks fade and his drooling-fan-girl base abandons him for the next no talent teen idol.
He's now the talentless pigeon eyed effeminate freak all the girls fawn after.
"Vince!" Ryan/Leo cries from the bathroom, "Come in here for a moment."
Vince obediently steps into the bathroom.
Quickly, Ryan grabs the tazer from Vince's hand and zaps the guard twice, completely immobilizing him.
Vince lies on the floor as Ryan/Leo rummages thorough his clothing. He finds the gun tucked away in the shoulder holster.
Ryan/Leo smiles, "Now I'm going to end the career of Leonardo DiCaprio!" he puts the barrel between his teeth and points at the roof of his mouth. Ryan/Leo pulls the trigger splattering brains all over the bathroom while Vince looks on stupidly.
Having killed himself in Leo's form, the transformation becomes complete and irreversible and so now, Leonardo DiCaprio is stuck in Ryan's body and the world is free from his pigeon eyed, effeminate face for all eternity... except of course for the accursed movies he had already made.
The End! Hahahaha!