He didn't hear the door open.
Jeff was too caught up in seeing hooves where his hands should be, and a huge swollen udder swinging between his thighs. He turned to stare at the mirror with his big cow eyes. Yes, he was a cow.
"Have a cow why doncha!" laughed a male voice behind him.
He turned around slowly getting used to his body.
It was Tyler Woods from next door.
"I hacked into your router over a year ago to get free internet, Jeffy. Then, you got the Chronivac, and well, I was about to have some cereal, but I was out of milk. So, here we are. Fresh milk for me direct from my own personal were-cow," Tyler said pulling up Jeff's chair and sitting down. He reached under Jeff and grabbed an udder.
Oh, damn, it felt good. Jeff's udder was so full.
Tyler put a bowl of cereal under Jeff's udder and started tugging. In a few seconds, his bowl was over flowing.
"Dang, Jeff, I shoulda brought a bucket.