As he punched in some changes on the chronivac I watched but was unaware of the changes that he was making.
As he pressed enter a fog seemed to pass over me and I found myself standing there with him and this pig.
Go on take the baby pig to the future farmers meeting. I am sure they will like a new acquisition. I am sure they could win first prize this time.
Oh yea. I responded. I bet we could have the biggest pig in the world.
I bet so.
I found myself in a pair of overalls and picked up the pig that squealed as I grabbed him.
There were several weeks of fattening up this piggy before we castrated him and if he had been a goose he would have been force fed for his goose liver but instead he was contained in a very tiny pen with little room for exercise.
Jeff grew and grew faster and faster now that he was castrated.
It was about the time the we had gone well past our last year pig's size when I headed back to his house and while waiting for him to come home I found the chronivac and I turned it on. I wasn't very smart with these video games but I was able to find our prize winning pig and for some reason his name was Jeff. I never heard of no pig named Jeff but here in this game his name was Jeff.
I am guessing that somehow he thought it was funny to put all his friends and this pig in his game so I started to look at all the things I could do with the characters in this game and I musta figured it wrong because as he came through the door I pressed that big ol' button and in walked my best friend Jeff. I looked down on that thar game and the name of the pig changed.
Although Jeff seemed to recognize me he grabbed the chronivac game and started tapping on it. I seen that pig grow 5 times it's size and he put some sort of time on the growth to coincide with the time we sent that pig to the festival.
I don't know what happened to ma friend Jeff but I have heard he got fat.