Bill smirked down at the latest addition to his collection as he placed it on the shelf over his computer at home. There it stood in it's box next to three other football figure, two military figures, and Ronald McDonald toy. The only obvious similarity between them was that if you looked closely there were all sporting erections that were slightly derforming their rubber uniforms. While he enjoyed collecting these sexy young men, his first figurine was always his favorite. Ronald was his college roommate who had wanted to be able to visit a halloween party without anyone recognizing him, so Bill had obliged by turning him into a Ronald McDonald action figure and carrying him around in a happy meal box all night. But no time to dilly dally, he needed to plant some evidence that Chad had run away from home so that nothing could ever possibly link his new toy to the missing boy. Off he went to plant Chad's discarded clothing at a hotel, along with some drugs...
Meanwhile Chad stood in his box feeling confused. He knew that Coach Bill had shrunk him down and posed him in a box, but for some odd reason he kept reliving highlights from his best football games. He could hear to crowd calling his name as he ran down the field. And he felt so turned on that he really wished that he rub himself off, or one of the cheerleaders who kept cheering from the sidelines in his visions would help him out. He was constantly floating in and out of a magically induced euphoric haze. He occasionally noticed Bill playing on his computer, or doing something else in his more lucid moments, but had not idea how much time was actually passing.
A couple of months later, while Bill was out at work, a young man broke into the apartment. He laughed at the cheap computer, and smashed it to the floor. He tore up all the usual places looking for cash, drugs or guns and came up pretty much empty. Man this job was going to pointless he snarled to himself, just before he noticed the cherry action figures on the shelf. He didn't recognize
any of them but some of these things were worth big money on the internet. So he tossed the boxes into a pillow case, trashed the apartment a bit more, and then fled.
The thief was surprised later to find that ...