After much trouble learn to drive again, Billy made there way down deep into China town. The asking of those about offer no clue to the Ointment shop till Stan stopped one very old man.
"Well did he know of the place?" asked Billy.
Stan stood quiet and looked at the man limp off while leaning over his crooked cane. "Ya, he told me where it was, but he told me a lot more too!" said Stan looking very stern in the face.
Billy headed for the truck only to stop and look back at Stan, "What?"
Stan walked slowly to Billy as he stood leaning over the trucks front hood. "He said he too was a regular user of the ointments. The man said he was just 39 years old and by using the transformational ointments it aged him four years for every time he had a thrill. Kind'a makes you think a little!" said Stan.
As Stan and Billy pulled into a parking place it was Billy who said, Wowee, look at those big babe's!"
Stan turned to get a good look and turning to Billy announced, "That was Amy and Sarah, they're voluptuous boobed dolls now!"
Stan just stared as the girls walked by with a bag full of things from the Ointment shop at the end of the nearby alley. The girls wiggled their sweet round asses down the street making many turn and look.
Billy jumped out of the truck and was half way down the alley before Stan turned his attention from those girls. "Hey wait for me!" yelled Stan.
Tinkle went the silver bell hung over the shop door with great care.
"Can I be of service to you?" asked the short and hunched over Chinaman.
Billy stood quiet as Stan began to talk. "We came looking for your Satyr creme and maybe some other ointments too!"
The little man chuckled, "Yes the ladies told of a very wild weekend. I hope and by your asking am sure you enjoyed the time as satyrs. I do have one large jar of Satyr creme but suggest you wait till next week for a regular size. This size can be very permanent in the nature
of it's reaction on one previously changed with the mixture."
"Reaction?" asked Stan as Billy reached to just feel the huge jar.
"Yes my son, people once changed by the ointment tend to get giddy and use too much the second time around. The ointment acts first as a spell but if used too much can become a rank curse that effects all around the user. Then too the user finds increased joy and sensual stimulant from the more profound change. They tend to chunk out more and creme their entire body. Like I say, the ointment when used in so a manner becomes a curse. The user changes to a satyr, then a full goat, then as more of the ointment is used their body will contort into animals lower on the intelligence scale. A goat may become a sheep, or even a deer. The changes can continue till the user falls into the insect world and lower into single cell till eaten. You see why I suggest waiting!" said the little man.
Stan turned to Billy as both the shop owner and Stan watched in horror as Billy chugged a large bottle of dark juice.