The Magic Shop

Humping the sofa, when someone comes in

You are literally chasing your tail trying to relieve your sudden sexual urges. You find yourself in the living room naked humping the sofa like a real dog, when you hear someone at the door. Oh, please be locked, you think, as you continue to hump the sofa. You close your eyes, and are aware of the sound of a key in the lock. Then the door swings open and you are caught red cocked with your tail in the air.

What do you do now?

• It's your girlfriend,"That's good, get all that cum out.My dog Max will love it when you're a bitch" A TG added 10 years ago
• "Bad doggy!" your bro swats you with a newspaper A BM added 10 years ago

• It's the landlord, "What did I say about no pets! I can hear your dog humping...Uh, oh, uh!"
• It's your roommate, "Dude, I told you not to stick your nose in my stuff."
• It's your brother, and he's carrying a dog collar, muzzle and leash
• It's your neighbor and he's got his poodle with him. How did he get your key? Did he give you BOD?
• It's a guy dressed as a dog catcher, but you don't think he works for the city
• It's a guy in a hazmat suit with a canister on his back labeled BOD. He starts spraying you.

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