Looking Down at his crotch, Dave noticed that his vagina was almost inaccessible due to his ball sack. In an attempt to rectify this problem Dave wrote, " have to testicles or scrotum but am still fully capable of sex." Feeling a tingling from his balls he looks dawn to see them shrinking and receding into him. As his balls shrunk he began to see his pink slit beneath them. AS soon as the transformation had finished he felt under his penis and the smooth skin stretching to his vagina.
"This is all well and good." he thought, "but this positioning of sexes is too close to be of any use......I know!" The next sentence he wrote down cemented his form as a freak, "I have three legs, three butt cheeks, and two navels, with my penis between the left two legs and my vagina between my right two legs." The shock from writing down this sentence sent him back to his fancy office chair, and the pleasure from the transformation kept him from looking down at the events, but he could feel his pelvis crack and reshape itself to accommodate the new leg. Looking down for a moment Dave saw that now his legs were about six inches apart with a large gap between them, the last thing he saw before having to succumb to the pleasure was a lump forming between his legs. The sensations at this point knocked Dave out for the remainder of the transformation.
After the sensations had subsided and Dave awoke from his blackout, he was greeted by a strange sight. He had somehow managed to fall off his office chair and was lying spread eagle on the ground. That, however was not the strange part. The strange part was looking between his C-cup breasts down the middle of his third leg and not seeing his bellybutton anywhere. After the challenge of hoisting himself to his feet with his new leg. He wrote using the pen, "I have a full length mirror in my office that lets me see all of my body simultaneously." The next instant Dave was looking at a mirror that showed the front, back, and both sides of his new body.
Looking at the front view Dave was greeted by the most beautiful sight he had ever seen, but not with out major imperfections. The hardened face of a man rested upon similar shoulders, juxtaposed with the pert breasts on his chest, Moving down the failed attempt at a six-pack at the gym divided in two and headed in two separate directions each with its own navel. At the end of the two failed six-packs were a measly 4-inch penis without any balls on the left, and a glistening pink vagina on the right. The remainder of his body consisted of three hair covered legs with the middle one having a combination of the two on either side. Looking at the back of his body using the convenient mirror he spotted a disfiguration that he had missed during the original transformation, his anus was still singular and sitting above his now middle butt cheek.
Rectifying this problem was easy using the reality altering pen, but Dave figured that as he couldn't be more of a freak already and wrote, "I don't have an anus and have never needed one, all of my material waste is excreted in my urine in a liquid form." Looking back at the mirror that still managed to show all of his sides even after he moved, he saw the small hole over his ass shrink into non-existence. Just to prove to himself that it worked he leaned over and spread his ass cheeks and saw no indication of there ever being an anus, just smooth skin stretching down his ass crack.
Looking back at his body Dave thought of the next thing the all powerful pen could do to him.