You somehow pick up a new scent which tempts you even more than the barbecue. You are so enraptured by the odor that you follow your nose for what feels like miles. You even leave your neighborhood, although you are unsure of how you are able to smell the scent at that distance. Completely oblivious to everything but the smell, you continue to track it down in your dog body.
You finally reach the source, and find it to be a dumpster in the back of a shop downtown. You don't know what was so enticing, but you don't waste any time jumping off a nearby crate into the dumpster to search for the object. You discover it to be a bag of what look like dog treats, unopened.
Why would anyone throw something so wonderful away, and unopened too? you wonder, but your mouth has already begun to salivate at the idea of treats. You jump out of the dumpster, the bag in your teeth. You use your canine canines to rip open the bag and start chewing on a treat. It tastes fine, delicious even. Since you have achieved your objective, you finally begin to take stock of your surroundings.
Something about the area seems familiar, and finally it hits you. This is the alley behind the magic shop you visited earlier, the one which sold you the BOD. A nagging feeling takes ahold of you, and you drop the half-eaten treat. You examine the bag more closely, and actually read the small print.
"Tired of having a normal dog as a pet, but don't want the hassle of re-training another animal? Let your well-trained old buddy become your well-trained new buddy!" the bag claims boldly. The name of the treats appears to be "Pet Perfection." You are not sure what that is supposed to mean, but you feel somewhat strange from the half-treat you ate. Perhaps it doesn't agree with you. You turn the bag over, and read the directions.
"Feed one treat to dog for each transformation, which should last no longer than 12 hours. Do not feed dog more than one treat every 24 hours. Do not feed to any animals other than dog. Guaranteed to turn dog into...