"The reptile house? I was a mouse and you brought me into the reptile house? Some top notch thinking there dude," said Petula.
"I was just trying to get you out of sight where no one could find ... us." said Jimmy, his pause indicating that bad news was coming their way.
It was Jaclyn and Kaitlyn, the school's resident gossips and all-round Italian-American Princesses. Petula ran in a similar social circle as these two, but would hesitate to call them her friends. Still the sight of her and Jimmy coming out of a bathroom together was too good for the pair to pass up.
"Omigod Petula!" Jaclyn began in her high voice. "Please tell me I did not just see youse come out of that bathroom with Jimmy McQuilkin!"
"Geez girl, it looks like you put on weight, but if I knew you were a chubby chaser I could have set you up with my older brother Vito! At least he's more man than this sad sack of a nerd!" added Kaitlyn.
"You two are such bitches! Jimmy can you please do something with these two?" asked Petula.
"With pleasure," replied Jimmy.