"Nobody," said Ty.
"That's ridiculous," replied June. "You…"
"I…" Interrupted Ty "… Don't know. All I do know is, even if I'm still a virgin, I'm somehow one month pregnant!"
Mark was the first to respond, yelling "IT'S THE ANTE-CHRIST! IT'S THE ANTE-CHRIST! WE NEED TO KILL THE MOTHER! NOW!"
But before anyone anyone was able to act, the little family heard a booming voice in their head. "Wrong! Your daughter pregnancy is God's work!" That voice then materialized itself as an angel.
Totally aghast, Dustin said "I'm going to be the Christ's uncle…"
"If by 'Christ' you mean Jesus, then no. Nobody can have more than one life on earth."
"A new prophet, then…" deduced June.
"That was the plan, at least. But something unexpected appended: Tyler will give birth to identical twins." Hearing that, Ty felt the need to sit down. That didn't stop the angel from adding. "And since the three of you can only corrupt the kids and her, I will take the future mother with me, and purge your memories of everything that concern her."
Then, looking at Ty, he added. "And for God to make you his kid's mother, you need to be repented of all sins, including the original one. As such, you are expected to never dress again. You will walk around stark naked, like Adam and Eve before their banishment to earth."