"Hey, Jeff, how's it hanging?" Tom snickered after stealing glances up and down the store aisle to make sure he was alone. He grabbed the first jockstrap box, and then he grabbed the one behind it. There were only two. "Now which one is Katie's boyfriend?" He turned the boxes upside down and examined the barcodes. "Stupid girl, she said thinks barcodes are unique inventory codes, a different one for each box, well, I'll assume the one in front is Jeff, unless they already sold him..."
Tom had never really liked Jeff, but wearing another guy or for that matter being worn by another guy was just a bit too weird. Still his girlfriend had promised Katie. He looked at the second jockstrap in his other hand. Perhaps, he and Jeff could play a prank on Katie and his girlfriend. He didn't want to spend time as Jeff's underwear, which he suspected he might end up doing unless he got this pranking out of the girls' systems. If they thought Jeff was stuck as a jockstrap, maybe for a day or two. He smiled wickedly.
Damn, the line was long. Only two jockstraps on the shelf, Tom wondered for a moment if Jeff might have already been bought? Women never think of these things.