Dustin streaked up the stairs and past Ty, a crying Mom and visibly angry Dad in hot pursuit. The door to Dustin's room slammed hard. June stopped suddenly, sobbing, but Mark pushed past her and began angrily pounding on the closed door.
"You take off that makeup, young man! I'm not raising any nancy-boys here!"
Ty retreated to the safety of his bedroom. But Mark's ranting had given him an idea.
"I wish Mom and Dad were still downstairs, and didn't realize that Dustin is any different than he's ever been, and think that him having breasts and wearing makeup is normal. I wish everyone except me and him would remember Dustin as a girl, named Tina, and treat him that way. I wish Dustin would realize what transformations have happened to him, but be unable to resist wearing makeup and unable to hide his breasts."
Okay, that took care of Dustin. He was an odd looking half-man/half-woman, but everybody would treat him like a girl, Tina.
Now for Mark.
"I wish June wore the pants in the family, not Mark. I wish that literally -- I want Mark to dress completely in women's clothing, while June wears men's clothing. And I wish that Mark would act very stereotypically feminine, and June would act stereotypically butch. And I wish that nobody but Dustin and I would notice this change in any way."
Ty smiled. Revenge was awfully sweet.