The door bell rang.
"It's probably the pizza dude, you got the cash?" asked Axel, Jack annoyed that he had to pay for it, again.
"Sure because it's not like you are ever broke." but when Jack opened the door, it was a lad dressed in a completely white two piece suit and wearing a devishly smile, and in contrast with his whole appearance being barefoot. "Can I help you?" The strange response grab the curiosity of Zack and Pablo who joined Jack at the entrance.
"Well, perhaps, may I come in? Of course thank you." Jack didn't even noticed when he moved aside and let the stranger enter the house. "You have a... homely home."
"Dude who's this?" asked Pablo, but without noticing the answer just sprung into his mind. "El-Elric? How did I know that?"
"Well..." said the lad sitting on the sofa, putting his feet on Axel. "Since you appear to be a dense species, and I'm bored this is what we are going to do. I'm bored and you will entertain me with a little game. You'll collect points. The one who has most points at the end of the game I will grant a wish. I'm going to edit the part were you doubt I can do it, and let get down to business. You are four and I'm sensing other two will come shortly, Good the more the merrier. Now I have an extensive library of things that we can play. Well that you will play that is. I can bend space and time, and your precious little bodies to into whatever I wish, of course also your minds, but I don't want to abuse that. So don't make me."
The four were rather confused. "I'm never good at explanations. So let's begin with something simple. You have 24 hours to lose your virginities, yes I know all of you are, the game ends when someone manage to do it. But if you fail to do it, for each 2 hours extra hours, you'll have a little punishment in the form of a cm of dick. So take to long, and there will only be one way for you to recover your manhoods. Tootles!" Elric dissappeared leaving all concerned, for they new it was serious for some reason.