Janet looked at the pair of shoes she picked out. They were so small, that both pairs fit in the palm of her hand with room to spare and looked like they were made of pink flower petals laced with vines. Like something a fairy would wear.
Okay, if these are “guaranteed to fit”, how do I put them on?
Looking around the dressing room she sees a sign, “To try on shoes too big or small, bring them to your feet and speak ‘resize’.”
“Oookaaay,” Janet said with a dubious tone as she brought the shoes to her feet and said, “uh… resize.” A pink glow emanated from the shoes and wrapped around her feet.