"What?!"
"Yep, that's how this all started. That overcompensating bastard prank-caller gave me the power to unbirth people, and the enslaving command to suck unsuspecting people into my pussy. On the plus side, I have new toys to play with."
"JEN, I'M NOT A TOY!"
"Sorry! Was talking about this third boob!"
"Oh. So... what?"
"I get a breast for every person I vore into my pussy. I'm sorry, I had no choice! It was the dare!"
"So let me get this straight. All this unholy and dangerous power, and there are NO restraints? No limits? What kind of fucked-up wizard allows people to mutilate people with transformations in a never-ending cycle of resentment?!"
"The kind that gets off watching people masturbate to these kinds of things?"
"Getting off topic, look Jen. Do NOT vore anyone else today. I don't think I'll survive if you take another living person into your pussy."
"Okay, I'll try. And Susan, do NOT say my full name, that's the trigger phrase. I noticed that I did nothing when you said "Jen". Also, I now get horny each time you say the five-letter word."
"Speaking of which, who was the bastard that did this to us?"
"KYLE."
"SON OF A BITCH! Kyle was the guy who asked me to come over! He said he had homework that you wanted to buy off him, and that he needed a couri... courree... transporter girl to deliver the goods!"
"You know him?"
"He was that stupid freshman who always badgers me about coming up with deals for money. I usually ignored him because he has the makings of a geeky drug dealer. Say, did he order you not to harm him?"
"Uh... I don't think so, no."
"Then why the fuck would he EVER give his name? Maybe it was someone else?"
"I guess the curse only works if you give your true name to the victim. That's a good restraint for this fucked up hex. Oh good, time's up; I get to transform AND dare you. Don't worry, I promise to give you what I want with this T and D... if I can. I don't know if talking to a soul I absorbed into my body counts as a transformable entity."
"Jen, stop talking like a nerd."
"But this is going to be so much FUN! If it works correctly... I need to think this over."
"Okay, but can you masturbate now? I want to see what this feels like! But grope your breasts first, I want to see if I can feel them too."
"Wait. Susan, I thought you were straight!"
"...Nope."