Jamie quickly scooped up the bottle from Marty's nightstand. He ushered Todd out of Marty's room, closing the door behind them. "I guess we were pretty lucky we didn't notice this last night, or we'd be in the same shape as you!" Todd gave a sideways look to Jamie, perhaps because of what he said, maybe because the gargantuan balls he was carrying blocked his view forward. Either way, he gave no verbal response, so Jamie decided to continue, looking at the label of the pill bottle to avoid eye contact. "I mean, how many of these things did you take to get that large?"
"Just two."
"Two? That's nuts, man." He looked at the bottle, and the recommended dosage was indeed 2. He also noticed there were 200 pills in a single container, assuming none were consumed beforehand. Jamie knew he couldn't get Todd to eat another one of these pills outright. Willingly, at least. Todd was still physically stronger, though his new package would probably put him at a disadvantage. As Todd lumbered down the stairs, Jamie hatched a fairly diabolical plan. "Hey, this is all old man Wright's fault. If you want, I'll head out with ya so we can give him a piece of our minds."
Todd reached the first floor, then turned to Jamie. "Actually, that was pretty much the reason I came over here first."
"Great! I'll just toss these pills in the trash and...Hey, those things have to be heavy, right?"
Todd had been lugging his testicles for some time, and was visibly sweating from the strain. The wheelbarrow had made the trip possible, but their weight still took its toll. "Yeah, a little."
"I'll get you some water to keep ya hydrated! You head outside and get ready, I'll do the indoors stuff." Jamie darted around Todd to the kitchen, retrieving a bottle of water from Marty's fridge. He first unscrewed the bottle, then opened the lid of the hangover pills. Unsure how the pills would affect the water's shade, he took one out, broke the pill, and spilled its contents into the water.
There was no visible change, and while Jamie wouldn't dare drink the water to test it, he began to quickly pour more of the pills into the bottle. After ten minutes of Jamie feverishly filling the water with the pills' contents, Todd finally said something. "Get out here already!" It was quite fortunate for Jamie; he had just finished placing the last pill in the bottle.
He screwed the top of the water bottle back on and dashed outside. "Sorry man, for a second I thought Marty had run out of bottled water!"
Todd greedily took the bottle, uncapping it and drinking deeply. He finished the entire container in a matter of seconds, licking his lips after the deed was done. "Very refreshing! I needed some water more than I thought!" He lifted the wheelbarrow and began to roll ahead of Jamie. He began to feel a tingling sensation within his testicles, similar to what he had felt last night but multiplied several times over. "Aw hell, I've got a bad feeling. We've got to get going now, Jamie!"
Jamie nodded, using all the self-control he could muster to stop from smiling.