Dan and Sean were up at 8am waiting patiently for their interview with the farm operator. Jay waited with them under the guise of support, but he really just wanted to see how something like this would play out. As per Dan's suggestion he and Sean were both completely naked, Jay was still in his Pajamas. They ate their pancake breakfast while discussing what working on a farm would be like and what to do with the extra money, Jay silently wished he could have his pancakes with a glass of milk and a side of scrambled eggs. Not having milked or laid anything for the past week Dan's udder bloated, making his walk a little more than a waddle, and Sean looked a couple months pregnant. The doorbell rang, causing the three roommates to jump up in their seats.
"I'll get it, you guys seem to be having trouble getting up" Jay chuckled as he made his way to the door. Dan threw his balled up napkin at the back of his head. Jay was right though, by the time he made it to the door Dan and Sean were just getting up.
As Jay opened the door he was greeted by a muscular man wearing a plaid short-sleeve shirt and jeans. Jay noticed strong forearms, biceps, and pecs that pressed against his shirt, probably built from a life of farm work. He looked down at Jay, standing at a little over 6 feet, and smiled at him with a chiseled jawline covered in trimmed facial hair.
"Hi, I'm David the farm operator." He introduced himself as he gave Jay a firm handshake.
"Jay, nice to meet you, come in" Jay replied.
David made his way inside, pull a little red wagon behind him. Inside the wagon was an empty bucket, jay could tell it was about 5 gallons from the measurements on the side, and a small padded wicker basket. Jay could make a pretty good guess as to what those were for.
"You must be Dan" David said as they shook hands, Dan nodded. "So that would make you Sean" He said to Sean. Sean could make out the impression of David's nipples through his shirt, he felt a wetness in his vagina as they shook hands. Oh not now, Sean thought to himself, get it together, when did I get this gay?
Dan and Sean sat back down while David took Jay's spot at the kitchen table, Jay watched from the living room.
"So I'll start by telling you a little bit about the farm." David began, "We're a small local farm that produces our own grains, fruits and vegetables for sale at the local farmers market" Huh, Jay thought to himself, I didn't even know there was a local farmers market. "The farm has been in my family for generations, but we've only recently started selling milk and eggs made by people. My customers think human milk is the best they've had, there's a huge demand for it."
"I have a question" Jay said, David turned his attention to him. "Do your customers know they're drinking human milk?" He asked.
"Some do, some don't. The ones that do thought it was weird at first, but after tasting it they love it and buy as much as they can get." David answered "Does anyone have any other questions before we move on?" He asked.
"What will our working environment be like?" Sean asked.
David took out a picture from his back pocket and gave it to Sean. The picture was of the inside of barn, but modified for people. A raised platform ran the length of the barn, with a row of padded seats on either side. Sean could see naked men on the seats either squatting over baskets or hunched over buckets, farm hands wearing overalls could be seen carrying away baskets full of eggs or buckets of milk. He was kind of turned on by the image, between this and the hunky farmer he was practically sitting in a puddle. Sean passed the picture to Dan who looked at it for a while before handing it back to David.
"Now I'd like to start the evaluation part of the interview" David announced, he took the basket and bucket out of the wagon and set them down on the floor. "I'd like to see how much you guys can make after a week. So Sean you're going to lay your eggs into this basket" He handed the basket to Sean, "And I'm going to milk Dan into this bucket" He pulled out a smaller bucket from the 5 gallon one and placed it on the floor.
"Finally!" Dan said out loud as he got on all fours over the bucket, David laughed. He sat on his knees next to Dan and began rubbing the nipple dicks in front of him. David's hands felt rough but gentle to Dan, He definitely knew what he's doing. David rubbed Dan for little longer before gently squeezing and pulling on his dicks. Two strong streams of milk began to fill the bucket as Dan moaned softly, it wasn't long before he filled the bucket. David removed it from under Dan and emptied the contents into the larger bucket, filling it up to the one gallon line. Dan replaced the bucket under Dan and continued to milk him.
Sean watched this play out as he squatted over the basket laying his eggs. I wish I had that kind of one-on-one attention with David, Sean thought to himself, surprised by his jealousy. He imagined what it would be like, David running his tongue over his clit while jamming two fingers into his pussy before eating him out, coxing each egg out of hiding. Now he really wanted this job. Sean began rubbing his clit with his fingers as he pushed another egg out of his vagina. Four eggs currently populated the basket, but he could feel more coming. A fifth egg passed out of his pussy, sending him into another orgasm, a low moan escaped his lips. A sixth egg soon followed, his orgasms count reached double digits. By the time Sean was finished eight eggs filled the basket. He noticed Dan and David had filled the five gallon bucket, Dan laughed proudly and high-fived David. Sean could see David's erection pressed up against his jeans, he licked his lips absentmindedly.
"I'm done" Sean announced as he regained his senses.
"Let me see" David said,"Eight eggs, very good, most of my guys can only lay 5 or 6 at a time." He patted Sean on the shoulder reassuringly, Sean nearly had another orgasm.
"Very good, you guys" David announced, "You both did very well, I'd like to offer you positions at my farm".
"And we'd like to take them" Dan responded, reaching to shake David's hand. David instead pulled Dan into a tight hug, pressing his groin into Dan's udder. He did the same to Sean, who could feel David's erection poking him in near his bellybutton. He never wanted this hug to end.
"We usually pay 10 dollars per egg and 20 dollars per gallon of milk, is that ok with you guys?" David asked.
"No complaints here" Dan responded, Sean nodded in agreement.
"Great, then I'll see you both next Saturday," David said while making his way to the door, "you can keep those, by the way" he finished, pointing to the bucket of milk and basket of eggs. Oh thank god, Jay thought to himself. Dan and Sean said their goodbyes and closed the door behind David while Jay immediately began making omelettes.