A couple Jack and Gloria walk into an old magic shop in town. They both walk up to the clerk. Gloria states, " We're looking for something spice up our sex lives. We love each other dearly except we need more in bed.( she leans towards the clerks ear) To be honest Jack's not a real filler or whatever four inches is."
It takes the clerk a minute to understand Gloria's accent , but he understands they're predicament. He then pulls an industrial size bottle of what looks like soy sauce and hands it to the couple. He only warns them that every serving will cause effects.
When Gloria and Jack get home to there apartment it's six o'clock. They both go to the dinning table to eat salmon for supper. When handing out servings Gloria puts a tablespoon of sauce on them. To Jack's surprise it tastes heavenly with the sauce and has seconds.
Both of them are disappointed when they find out changes aren't sudden.