"Oh pleathe return me to normal," Bill said, now with a whiny voice and a pronounced lisp. "I'm thorry I treated you badly. Pleathe, I don't want to be gay, or a thithy."
"Hmm, let me think about it," Ben said. "Nope, you deserve this," he added quickly. He wasn't going to help this asshole.
"But what about my wife? Martha ..."
"Forget about your wife. You don't like women anymore, remember?" Ben said. "You're gay. You only like other men."
Bill slumped, feeling defeated. He hated homosexuals and now he was one. How could he live like this?
Ben sighed, making it sound like he was taking pity on the man, but he wasn't. Not really.
Bill looked up, thinking that maybe Ben was changing his mind. But he really wasn't, at least not in the way that Bill hoped.
"Okay, listen. I see that you're going to have a hard time being a gay man, so here's what I'm going to do for you ..." Ben started.
Bill's eyes brightened, realizing that Ben was going to reverse what he did to him. But that's not what Ben had planned. In fact, he wasn't going to reverse anything.