"Whaaat haappaan to meeeh?" came the muffled voice from the under the bubbling hot cheese topping.
Doug gasped, and reached for the device. A hand reached for a slice of pizza. As Doug looked up with device, he saw that one eighth of the Pizza Boy was disappearing down a tall topless tanned hunk, who was walking back toward the pool. The pizza was moaning ecstacy as the piece was chewed, fondled with the young man's tongue and swallowed. Doug emptied a pizza on the counter, and stuck the pizza boy into the box, and set out after the missing piece.
The tall young man was feeling hot and woozy. He sat down on a lounge chair,and began to sweat an oily greasy orange tinged sweat. It was not unlike the oil that sometimes coalesces on the top of molten cheese and pepperoni pizzas. His nipples reddened and enlarged until the resembled pepperonis. Doug was amazed to find the hunk so quickly debilitated. He burped and the pizzaboy in the box murmurred.
Like a waterballoon bursting oily water sloshed all over the lounge chair and concrete. In the place of the hunk was the pizza boy wearing the hunk's trunks.
"Hey, man what was that thing? And where are my clothes, and you still owe me for those pizzas!"
Doug just smiled and handed him $100.00 bill. He headed off to offer some others a slice of special pizza.
Inside the box something murmurred. Doug peeked inside and saw that the Pizza had changed. The young athlete was now the pizza. Doug noticed a small man, not more than 5 feet tall and walked over to him and offered him a slice of pizza. Another man grabbed a slice at the same time. And both gobbled it up. Both immediately sat down and were soon sweating pizza goo. Another splash. Two identical young men sat in oil soaked clothing. The one in a too tight speedo, the other in a too short pair of dress slacks with a hem coming up to his shins, and the long sleeves on his dress shirt ending at the middle of his forearms. He blinked and looked at himself.
"Hey, I've been cloned!" the two young men said in unison pointing at their twin.
From inside the box more murmurring as the 5'10" pizza thief merged with the 5' man. Doug wondered who should next receive a slice and what the result would be?